Consults

Intake Consults

One hour adult intake consult with Lauren - $250

1. One hour consult with Lauren, where we review past treatments, your health history and past lab testing you have done BEFORE our first consult together.

2. This session covers the initial treatment plan complete with dietary recommendations, supplement recommendations, detox suggestions, and more. It is a truly tailored plan to fit your own personal health struggles and your personal toxicities and pathogenic load.

3. Two emails with questions/concerns is allowed for the first month after your initial consult and after you receive your treatment recommendations. No continued support will be given unless you transition to the membership plan.

4. This should be considered the first phase of your treatment protocol and you will have the option to continue with the membership plan to have a truly hand held approach! If you do not wish to join the membership program or have more acute issues, you can do 45 minute follow ups for $175, however these do not include Voxer hours but does include ONE email follow up after the consult.

5. A private portal through Charm where you can message me with questions/concerns after your initial consult and download your visit summary and notes.

One hour pediatric intake consult with Lisa - $199
***The calendar for these sessions is currently closed as Lisa is full with clients now.

1. One hour consult with Lisa, where she will review your past treatments, your health history and past lab testing you have done BEFORE your first consult together.

2. This session covers the initial treatment plan complete with dietary recommendations, supplement recommendations, detox suggestions, testing recommendations and more. It is truly a tailored plan to fit your child’s personal health struggles.

3. Two emails with questions/concerns is allowed for the first month after your initial consult and after you receive your treatment recommendations. No continued support will be given unless you transition to a pediatric membership plan.

4. This is considered the first phase of treatment and you will have the option to continue with a pediatric membership program or you have the option of doing follow up consults at $150 per 45 minute follow up. This option, however, does NOT include Voxer support, but does include ONE email follow up after the consult.

5. A private portal through Charm where you can message me with questions/concerns after your initial consult and download your visit summary and notes.

Membership Plan

Membership Plan: $299 per month charged monthly to your credit card until you cancel

*A one hour intake consult is required before signing up for the membership.

This is what you all have been asking for and  waiting for!!!  A truly hand held approach to your treatment protocol!!!

1. 30 minute monthly session with Lauren to change your protocols and tweek things as we go!  We will be working through your lab work and symptoms, step by step, until you find health again.

2. 30 minute monthly session with Lisa Cipkar, IHP who is a chronic illness survivor herself and a wonderful integrative health practitioner and chronic illness coach.  She is there to assist you with hiccups in your plan, offering practical advice on things you can do to feel better quickly and navigate your treatment plan better.  She is also there for added support as well as discussing the mental/spiritual aspects of your treatment.

3. FOUR hours WEEKLY of the Voxer app, an app that you will use to communicate with us on a weekly basis!!  What other provider/clinic provides you with 4 undivided hours per WEEK of support????  It’s unheard of!!

4. Because of the Voxer app, we are not offering email support at this time and emails will be directed back to the Voxer app hours!  With the Voxer app, we can provide you with undivided attention 4 hours per week and you will get answers ON THE SPOT instead of waiting for email responses!!!

5. A private portal through Charm where you can access and download your visit summary and notes.

Adult follow up appointments with Lauren

These appointments are only for patients that have been seen for a one hour intake consult with Lauren. DO NOT schedule these appointments unless you have completed your intake session first.

Please book a 45 minute session if:

1. We are reviewing new labs

2. It has been more than 2 months since we saw each other

3. We are doing major protocol changes

4. There has been a large change in your health status

Please book a 30 minute session if:

1. We are NOT reviewing new labs

2. It has been < 2 months since we saw each other

3. We are not doing major protocol changes

4. No big changes in health status (unless positive changes of course!)

Pediatric follow up appointments with Lisa

These appointments are only for patients that have been seen for a one hour intake consult with Lisa. DO NOT schedule these appointments unless you have completed your intake session first.

Please book this 45 minute session follow up if:

1. We are reviewing new labs

2. It has been more than 2 months since we saw each other

3. We are doing major protocol changes

4. There has been a large change in your health status

Please book this 30 minute session follow up if:

1. We are NOT reviewing new labs

2. It has been < 2 months since we saw each other

3. We are not doing major protocol changes

4. No big changes in health status (unless positive changes of course!)

Practitioner Training with Lauren

1 hour practitioner training ($215 per session)

  1. Bring your difficult clients to Lauren to have her help you determine next steps in the case.
  2. Please bring all lab work and questions with you so we can go step by step through each case to determine next steps.
  3. We can discuss multiple cases if desired or focus on one case
  4. You will receive 1 follow up email after the session for clarification about anything.
$59
($199/hour)

Practitioner training package ($599 for pack of 3 1 hour sessions)

  1. Discounted practitioner training sessions if purchased as part of a package of 3 sessions. ($199 per session instead of $215)
  2. We can discuss multiple cases if desired or focus on following one case.
  3. You will receive 1 follow up email after each session for clarification about anything.

Emotional Health

Emotional Health Sessions with Lisa

Chronic illness is hard and can be very draining on the nervous system. Lisa is now offering emotional health sessions for individuals with chronic illness or symptoms. These sessions can include MBSR (mind, body, spirit reset), functional neurology or mindset work. 
Lisa has trained for years from some of the best functional neurologists around and used functional neurology and mindset work in her own healing journey from Lyme disease and POTS.  She is also certified in MBSR and helps to clear emotions with this powerful technique.  Your sessions are individualized to your needs at the time of your session.  
Lisa is a gem and these sessions are wildly popular!
++Current membership clients qualify for reduced rates ($25 off each session), please email for the coupon code. 

Testimonials

F.A.Q.

Frequently asked questions

I truly believe that to start to heal and prepare for your healing journey requires time and patience.  I get that everyone wants to just get better….I REALLY get it.  TRUST ME.  I wanted to fast track EVERYTHING at the beginning.  I wanted to see one provider that did EVERYTHING.  And, unfortunately, that doesn’t exist.  It doesn’t exist because the body is COMPLEX and is even more complex when you have chronic illness.  I truly believe that consistent visits are good for the body, mind and spirit as you are beginning your healing journey. Consistent support is KEY when dealing with a chronic illness or when attempting lifestyle changes.  And given the nature of how overwhelming chronic illness and lifestyle changes can be, I can’t offer anything less than the best for you and what I wished I had at the beginning of my treatment.  ​I do offer one time consults for those that just want to determine if the membership is a good fit and to start a treatment plan, but encourage the membership plan so we can move through detox together!

Haha, I get that it is a bit of a weird name.  But isn’t it so cute too?!  Doesn’t it just make you want to smile?  The deeper meaning behind the name is that most carrots are orange, right?  When you think of carrots you think orange, but WE are the purple ones.  The more rare, but more beautifully colored carrots.  We (the chronic illness warriors) are different, but more magical and unique in a lot of ways. Our purpleness (our illness journey) is our magic….you might not see it now, but you will in time 🙂

I started this business because I want YOU to avoid feelings of hopelessness, isolation, & fear. I want you to feel prepared for your healing journey before you start any treatment protocol. After seeing many healthcare providers, I realized that there are foundations to health that EVERY medical provider utilizes.  Some examples are gut health, nutrition, detoxification, energetic healing, mental health, spiritual health, plus many more.  We want to maximum on these before we start any killing regimen.


Together, we create a healing plan.  We first start with building the bodies immunity, opening the drainage pathways, repairing the gut, starting detoxification and THEN we go into the killing phase.  The foundation is KEY before you start killing anything.  I don’t want you to suffer through herxheimer reactions that last for weeks and months.  I want you to learn to read your own body so we can move through the biophotonic scan results and other lab testing results and get every system of your body functioning as close to 100% as possible.  

In terms of the technical nature of visits, all visits are done via Zoom (video conferencing).  Each session is either one hour or 30 minutes depending on whether it is your initial consult or a follow up.